Crazypointlessstuff

My story(just a flash movie i saw on the internet!)

One day,Mario was playing Super Mario World.He came across a goomba,and he did the obvious,he jumped on it and killed it.He then crouched and looked both ways.After, he kept walking and saw a wiggler(those caterpillars) and jumped on it.It got mad and kept walking!He crouched in fear and started spinning around,and then he started jumping around and ducking(as if he were dancing)
Mario:Haha(Super Mario 64 style,when u do a double jump)
Mario:Woah!(when you're just grabbing on the edge)
Then a koopa came really fast and hit him,therefore shrinking him!He got mad and kicked it!It rolled all the way off the screen!He then moved to another place with an item block above another block.He hit the item block, making a mushroom come out.He jumped down and the mushroom fell on the block,and went the other way!He ran after it but couldnt catch it.It fell to its death!
Mario was so frustrated,his face turned red!then he almost made it to the end.Suddenly,a bird threw a hammer at him and killed him right at the end!
He was so mad!But at the time luigi was looking at a cheat book,and noticed "Captain Planet cheat,to activate this cheat, you must let your powers combine.Once activated you may kick the @#$% out of the enemys yourself,OMFG!!1"
♪Mario:earth!♪
♪Luigi:fire!♪
♪Mario:wind!♪
♪Luigi:water!♪
♪Wario:heart!(?)♪
♪Captain Planet:with your powers combined, i am captain planet♪
♪*music*:Captain Planet!♪
Then suddenly captain planet appeared behind them!He looked at them back and forth,as they looked at him traumatized!Then a bubble appeared by captain planets head(speech bubble)showing mario+mario in tv= mario killing koopa!Then mario appeared in the game 4x as big as before!He saw goombas and koopas coming toward him.The koopa did a backflip toward him!So he jumped toward the koopa,and smashed it on top of the head,breaking its head off!He then picked up the goomba,and spun it around on his finger,knocked it to the ground, and kicked it before it hit the ground!A goomba came and walking into him(doing nothing),he soon saw a koopa coming,and jumped toward it knocking its head off!He knocked a koopa onto the the side of a pipe near a bomb...Blowing its head off!Luigi,Captain Planet,and Super Man(for some reason) were watching in astonishment!He finally, beat the level!
Luigi:Go 'uigi,go 'uigi,go 'uigi!
♪Captain Planet:The power is yours!♪
♪Linkin Park music♪As mario walked."Trapped for eternity"...Pwned,love Luigi
THE END
Go have a cry:'(
This story was just a flash movie i saw,heres the site if you liked the story NOTICE:I was watching it while i was typing this so i doubt i had any mistakes,if so then tell me. http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/214987(danger,beware the popups!!!)

the 10 year old virgin radio commercial

The new sequel to the 40 year old virgin coming out this fall,heh who wouldve thought?10 and still a virgin?!with stuning special effects
Erkel:wakawakadoo thats wiggitywiggitywak!
gangsta:we dont have time fo dis homes*pulls out minigun**shoots*
Erkel:wakwakadoo *does matrix*
gangsta:daaaaaaaaang that is wiggity wiggity wak brother!
Erkel:yo dawg get this movie,or else the end is near!!!!!FOR YOU!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
radio guy:buy it now and....you wont die?AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*gunshots*
Erkel:wakawakadoo!!!!
*cuts out*
cshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mario:mamamia,only $500
Luigi:those prices are crazy its got to be a trick!
Anouncer:it most certainly is not!
Luigi:whos talking?
Anouncer:do you want a minifridge,but all the ones you see are too expensive?
Mario:i know how that supada feels!
Anouncer:well then buy baytag minifridges!Low prices,low quality,and a removable door for only $700
Mario:i thought it was $500?
Anouncer:buy yours today,only $750!You cant beat those prices for minifridges!
Luigi:itsa supada crazy

Marios good ol times board

mario went a long way from good ol' super mario to good ol' super mario(with luigi)
i betcha if you asked nintendo "why arent you comin out with a new good ol' adventure type superdamario?"
,theyd be all like "¿§Ä>¼}╡¿",and then youd be like "me no speakada japani",and theyd be like "╩§µ¼¿§÷í¼Ä?"
youd be like "yep"and then slowly walk away...anyway everyone that reads this should go to
www.goldenknight.piczo.com, got it?
♪when your feelin down,♪
♪just take out the nes♪
♪as long as you got super mario♪
mentos the freshmaker!

Remember, Appearances can be Decieving!

This is a story i made for school,Incase youre wondering i had to choose theme,setting ect. from a list(theme is appearances can be decieving).also it was only proofread once so it may have lots of errors...WAZLEWAZLE WEEEEEEEEEEEE

One day,in Russia,my friend George Tolokos,a professional hockey player who had an overbuilt body and was quite a coward for some reason,was on his way to go see Filbo Craggins,a professional gymnast who was a little on the short side(a little?This guy was shorter than a fricken midget!).
Suddenly a lady bug flew up causing George to jump into a tree!Unfortunately,this tree was over 200 meters tall and he was at the top!Luckily Filbo was just walking to George's house.
"Filbo!"George yelled,"a little help here!"
"George?"Filbo said in his smurflike voice,"George?"
"Up here"
"AHHHHHH A TALKING TREE!!!"Filbo Screamed(he seems to think around the obvious because he always reads this book,The Hobbit or something,also he thinks he was in the book,but changed his name,what a freak!).
"No no no, you idiot!You gotta stop reading that book!"
"Never!"Filbo proclaimed,"by the way how'd a tree know i read that book?"
"I'm in the tree stupid"
"Ohhhhh,"Filbo finally realized,"don't worry,i'll use my super gymnastic skills to climb up!HIYA!!!!"
Filbo then did crazy flips while clinging on the branches.As he reached the top he grabbed George and flew down using his jetpack that he had hid with his cloak.
"Wait a second,if you had a jet pack why didn't you use it in the first place??"
"I would've burned the tree down!"
"But look!It's burning anyway!!"
"Ah well too late now!Also acrobatics are funner anyway!"
"Let's go to Jennifer's place,"George brought up for some reason.Jennifer was actually a skateboarder guy named Jonathan Polokostin who they called Jennifer for no real reason
"Nah his house is boring,he's got no Xbox!!!"Filbo pointed out after just remembering how much his house sucked!
"How about Cringer's house?"
"Ok his box his funner than Jennifer's house!At least it has an Xbox!!!"
Then they flew to Cringer's house with Filbo's jetpack! Cringer's name is actually Chris Pinger,but they just mixed the two and got Cringer!As they were on thier way they saw a hobo going to the IGA.They decided he looked so depressing they wanted to help.They flew down only to realize it was Cringer!
"Yo yo yo, it's ma homies, wazzup,"Cringer said in his gangsta voice.
"Not much,"They both replied.
"Let's go to your house!"Filbo ordered.
"But I'm still going to IGA!I'm so hungry... dawg... "Cringer replied hungrily.
"I DON'T CARE!!!"George yelled,"WE CAME HERE TO PLAY XBOX SO WE'RE GONNA!!!Also i thought you were horribly rich?!"
"I was till i blew it all on ma bling-bling homes,"he replied while crying,"I'M SO STUPID!!!"
"Of course you are,"Filbo said swooping down on his jet pack to pick up Cringer.
They flew for long hours into the night,Without reaching his house,also running out of fuel!
"You realize you've been going da wrong way all dis time!"Cringer pointed out.
"Geez NOW you tell us!!!"Filbo yelled,"what is this strange place??"
There was magical iron birds, and horseless iron wagons! Giant iron and concrete buildings that came out of the ground!There was a giant person who was standing on a distant island off shore!(they lived in a country side city and never saw much tv,except Cringer of course)This was no normal city!This was HELL!!!!!Well not really that bad,but still!
"AHHHHHHHHHH GIANT HUMAN!!!"George yelled!
"Get a hold of yourself George!"Filbo said while smacking him,"she can't reach us anyway!"
"Ow...I guess she can't..."George was relieved.Right as a car passed by he realized it was swiming toward him!"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!It's coming right toward me!!!"
"Huh?"Filbo looked at George questoningly.
"Yo i saw a news broadcast about this!"Cringer realized,"someone got trapped in an iron wagon!The fumes these iron wagons spewed out made them go crazy till they got out,we aren't going crazy because the time we left the firepit on without a chimney remember?"
"Oh ya,hahaha we almost died..."Filbo laughed.
"Ya...Hahaha Good times...Let's just clout him on the head!"Cringer suggested.
"Ok!"Filbo promptly picked up a rock and smacked him!
For miles they dragged Georges heavy lifeless body,until they saw Jonathan!
"Jennifer what're you doing in this strange place?"Filbo questoned.
"Stop calling me Jennifer!"Jonathan yelled at Filbo ready to strike him!Fortunatly he was the weakest in the group and did no harm whatsoever.
"That's why we call ya Jennifer now why are you here?"Cringer asked.
"Didn't you get my email?"Jonathan was the only one with a computer.
"E...mail?"The two wondered,"Jennifer?Are you ok?"
"Ugh nevermind...You know the iron birds?I came here on one!Do do doooooooo!"Jonathan said acting like they were idiots(i'm not saying they weren't).
"Wow...Let's go home on one and then bring that suspicious looking monkey with us!"They said right as George regained conciousness(too tired to get up or talk).
"You can,I just got here,"Jonathan said right as Filbo clouted him with a rock.
"Let's go!"the two shouted happily while grabbing the monkey.Little did they know what the monkey was up to...
"What's happening,"George said as his head hit another rock knocking him out again!
"Did you hear something?"Filbo said.
"No,must've been your imagination"Cringer suggested.
"Hmmmm...Strange...I thought my imagination was dull..."
They walked for days knocking Jonathan and George out several times on rocks and rabid squirrils.
Without food or water they traveled for days,except firewater! By the time they got there thier arms were sore(especially for Filbo carrying a monkey and dragging the 300lb hockey player George)and they were quite drunk,so they threw them over the airplane fence and climbed over avoiding the barbwire using Filbo's super gymastic skills!Once they got on a plane(lucky enough it was headed for thier hometown which somehow had an airport)they threw the lifeless bodys in a seat and seated themselves.Luckily it was 5am and not much people were on the plane(so no one got mad with the stolen seats).Not even the incompitent staff cared for the stow aways!
Suddenly a while after the plane gained altitude the monkey went up to the cockpit with a knife and threatened the pilots!
"OOH OHHHH OOOH OHH EEEEEK!!!!!"The monkey screeched.
"Better do what he says!"The copilot ordered.
"Ok...here i go,"the pilot said as he opened the plane door and jumped out doing the flips and tricks the monkey ordered.Luckily he landed on a jagged rock so he died quickly!
"This plane has to many suicidal people on it!"Filbo yelled,"I'm gonna see if there's any jet pack fuel in the back!"
Filbo went to the back and luckily enough there was plenty of fuel for the two jet packs(for some reason)Filbo had hidden another in his long coat.He gave one to the only one who could fly it either than him,Cringer of course.They both put the jet packs on and grabbed Jonathan and George who were just gaining conciousness.Filbo and Cringer jumped out just barely accelerating to not smash themselves on the ground,but they still smashed George and Jonathan knocking them out yet again, somehow not killing them!
They finally reached home to find out George and "Jennifer" had massive brain trauma...But as long as they made it home alive...Cringer was watching the news to find out a "terrorist"crashed a plane into the empire state building.The pilot's body found far from crash site.
George Tolokos didn't get to play his Xbox for quite some time what with the brain trauma and all.But he forgot about being scared and could play hockey quite alot better.Too bad He had an accedent and remembered he was a scaredy cat and he continueously lost hockey games because whenever he got the puck he shot it at his own goal.
Filbo let Chris Pinger have the jet pack which he then sold for trillions because it had ancient runes in it.And again,he spent at least 95% on bling,but he still had enough to buy whatever he wanted!
They stopped calling Jonathan Polokostin Jennifer(except George who is stronger than Jonathan still) after he started working out and beat them up whenever they did. But he was still a snowboarder none the less.
Yet Filbo Craggins was still up to his old tricks reading that book it seemed nothing changed, but he seems a little different...Talking 'bout his precious...His precious what huh?
But I,the monkey parachuted at the last second.Still plotting for another idiot to come by and pick me up so i can highjack another plane!No one expects the monkey!
THE END

Mario:hi-oh!I'ma supada gay(as in happy)!
Mario was on his way to the supermarket,and was very eccentric for no real reason.Luigi had ordered him to buy some milk and some "shrooms".So begins Mario's next crazy adventure.
Mario was kinda confused.He was in the produce section and found nothing but mushrooms and potatoes.He thought he should look in the dairy section, but why the frick would milk be there??
Mario:Hmmmmm...Dis is supada crazy...Why don't they have "shrooms" or milk here?
He then saw a koopa outside giving someone some shrooms.So he did the logical and went outside and bought some.
Koopa:What'll it be,little man?
Mario:How'd you know about my little man?Oh well,you got some shrooms?
Koops:oh I got plenty,as long as you got the money.
Mario then pulled out his desert eagle.
Mario:Listen man,i ain't got no cash brotha,just gimme the shrooms and powder milk and i'll be on my way!
Koops:Yo man i dont set the price!50 gold coins a pound of coke!
Mario:You just don't get it do you?
Mario shot him in the arm!
Mario:I said i wanted powder milk,not Cokecola!
Koops:Ok man!Just don't shoot me again!
Mario:Shuddap and hand over da supada shrooms and powder milk!
Koops:Ok man here you go!!!
Mario:And gimme all your money!
Koops:No way man!I got 500000 gold coins here!
Mario shot him again,therefore killing him!Mario then grabbed the money and the "powder milk" and shrooms.
He went home with his truckloads of coins and drugs(he still didn't know they were drugs)
Mario:Whoa!With all these supada coins i can buy alot of extra lifes and shine sprites!
Luigi:Mamamia how'd you get so much shrooms,coke,and money??
Mario:Let's just say,I shot someone to death.
Luigi:Oh...Sweet...Who'd you have to shoot to get that much supada money?Princess Peach?
Mario:Like my wife isnt gonna give me 500000 coins!I just supada shot some koopa on the street because he wouldn't "cooperate"!
Luigi:Koops????
Mario:Well that's what his name tag said!
Luigi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Wooooo we're rich!
Mario:Why you supada said NOOOOOOOOOOO...?
Luigi:Oh he was just my supada drug dealer,but i'm happy he's dead now!
Mario:Why?
Luigi:Because now we're rich,and got alot of supada drugs!
Then they made the coke and shrooms into a milkshake and drank it and died!
THE END!!!

One day Mario was walking along cheerfully when he noticed a magical house that wasn't there before.He yelled at the top of his lungs"I'ma supada check inside this magical house".As he walked inside,the doors shut behind him,trapping him...forever...
A few days later,as Luigi came by, he heard Mario's screams for help from inside the house."I'ma gonna save you,Mario" Luigi bravely said as he ran in courageously.
"Great,now we're both trapped.No more allowance for you Luigi,"Mario scolded Luigi harshly for coming in.
"I don't need your allowance,when there's coins floating around everywhere!"Luigi replied angrily,though deep inside he died a little."Now,we need to find a supada way out of here".Luigi thought for awhile and realized there was a door leading to unknown places with horrible smells emitting from it.
They walked toward the smell,as they couldn't see,and tripped over a mysterious object.It was shaped kind of like a vacuum cleaner,but they knew it was more than that.As they opened the door they realized there was hundreds of koopas inside.
"So that's what that awful smell was,letsa kill these koopas,"Luigi said angrily.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA!"Mario did a karate chop dealing 57 points of damage to koopa BD.Luigi swung a mace which killed koopa AT and dealing 43 damage to koopa BG.Mario shot a swarm of fireballs killed all,but koopa B.Luigi threw his sword at koopa B,critical hit!50000 damage!Turns out koopa B is immortal.
"Well that was supada pointless,there was'kill everything in room'button,"Mario angrily yelled at Luigi.
"Oh well,too late now he he he he hahaha HAHAHA MWAHAHAHA!"Luigi then started foaming at the mouth and had a seizure.
"You're a supada scaring me Luigi.We still need to find a way out of here,"Mario finally tried opening the big door they came in and it turns out it was unlocked the entire time."Hurry up Luigi,the doors unlocked,"Mario checked his pulse...Luigi was killed!"LUIGI!!!!!Oh well,I got plenty of 1ups"
"What are you doing?You could have gotten me killed!"
"You did die..."
"I see..."
Then the mush room house exploded,killing both Mario and Luigi,causing a game over...
The end...

Ah,a misunderstood school assignment,I just have to put this up.

I'm Super Mario,the lovable rascal who saved Princess Peach and Shiitake Kingdom several times from King Bowser and his crazy koopas.

Today I went to the store in Shiitake Kingdom.As you can imagine,the journey from our house to the Shiitake Kingdom is quite a long and treachorous one.As I was walking,I met the Hammer Bros. at Koopa Pass.It took some manuevering,but I found a star and ran straight through thier hammers and over to Goomba Canyon.That canyon is so difficult to cross,thankfully some Paratroopas flew my way,so I jumped on thier heads and made my way to the end of the canyon.There was lots of floating coins on my way there,maybe soon I'll have enough to buy a 1-up.
Anyway,after crossing the canyon I made my way to Cheep Cheep Stream.And you'd never believe it,there was a giant Blooper there!It took some work,but after a few jumps on the head,anything will die.But this one had a spike on his head,so I had to use my brain.I found a nearby fireflower and blasted it's tentacles,it went running back to the ocean in no time!
I crossed the nearby bridge dodging all the Cheep Cheeps that flew my way,only to find a part of the bridge was missing.I had to use my long jump just to get across!After a long journey,I finally crossed the bridge.That wasn't a very wide stream,I wonder why the bridge seemed so long.Anyway,as I made my way across the bridge,I saw one of Bowser's Castles towering in the distance.I realized the only way to get to the Shiitake Kingdom was through it.
This castle was crazy!Spinning fire chains,lava pits,spikes,Bowser really needs to do some renovations!Well I dashed through the castle,dying a few times,luckily I had alot of extra lives!As I reached the end I saw Bowser himself blocking the only way out.It took some quick wits,but I jumped over him and grabbed the axe at the end,I cut the rope to the bridge and he fell into his own lava.I told him to fill those lava pits up!Well,I found Toad in a bag on my way out of the castle,he made some remark about my princess being in another castle.I wasn't looking for a princess,I was just going to the store!
I finally made it,through the Wiggler forest there was the Shiitake Kingdom!I could finally get that milk I came all this way for...Now my journey back begins.

Piczo